what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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you will now laugh.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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