- Anti Joke

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass