Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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women's rights

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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guess what chicken butt

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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