- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Rick santorum

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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