what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Grammer is very important

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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