Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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