Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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child labor

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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gay marriage.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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A black guy gets a job...

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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