- Anti Joke

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.