A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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shut up iggy

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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