What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

This is not a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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