- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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