Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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I told you it would happen

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Your Mom The End.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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