It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Take this and put it- No.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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