- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Kefka > Sephiroth

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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