What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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captcha: all yer base

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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