- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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