Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Kefka > Sephiroth

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Oh, right

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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