What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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My kids are mistakes.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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