What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Ju... Just why?

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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