Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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more chocolate?

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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