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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

There's a god, just kidding.

Donkey lips

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

There's a god, just kidding.

Donkey lips

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you