- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Who wants pizza crusts?

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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