How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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My friend harris is fat.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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captcha: all yer base

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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