Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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