Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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