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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Get on your knees Ho

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Anti Joke

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