Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Michael Castillo is gay

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Spinabifita

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

TIMMAH!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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