- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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politically correct!

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

whats 2+2? 4

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Help I'm being raped!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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