HEY YOU!!!!

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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refridgrator

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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