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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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