why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Anti Joke

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