- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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