- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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