- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Rick santorum

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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