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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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