- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Get on your knees Ho

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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