Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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