- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Religion.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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