- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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