Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Dylan is gay

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you

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I told you it would happen

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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penis

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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A women's opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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