Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Black People

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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