Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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TOBUSCUS

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

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