1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Once upon a time, The end.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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