What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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