your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Needless to say,

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

r u smart..... or ur black

What's an Anti Joke?

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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