Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Im black

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Patriarchy.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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