What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Rick santorum

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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