- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

shut up kobe!

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What's big and messy? A big mess

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Knock, Knock Come in

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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