What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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