My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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its snowing on mount fuji

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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