- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Civil Rights.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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