- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

refridgrator

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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