- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

child labor

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

try slamming a revolving door

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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