how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Im black

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Patriarchy.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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