- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Take this and put it- No.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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