- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Gangnam style

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What's the difference between? Your mom.

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