- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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