Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Help I'm being raped!

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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