- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Who wants pizza crusts?

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